craigs list posting

Found this on craigs list and thought I would share...

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To all the women out there.

What is it with you females out there? Honestly.
There are allot of good guys out there, don't believe me? Try reading the men's profiles once and while.
When you have read over thousands of profiles like I have. I'm not joking by the way. I have to come to this conclusion, you women are just to damn! picky. And now you women out there expect us to work now. In this "shitty" economy?
Are you kidding me? You want us to work, is so we can support your broken down ass. It all goes back to the bad boy, all women want the bad boy. You deserve to be treated like shit. And that's what you get with the bad boy. You want you want us to treat you like queens, and respect you and all this shit. But yet you still want the bad boy.
And what is it with the "picture" you always want us send you a picture of what we look like? But, you women out here think you have to play by those rules out there. Boy talk about being shallow, In this day in age with the internet.

Do you know easy it is to "steal" a picture and pretend what they look like. True story, I contacted some one CL and they turned out to be male. But that's not the point, I had this idea about how you could verify you picture. And it was simple enough, all you had to do was take a picture holding that day's paper. Why? so you could clearly see that particular date. And then I realized, that to could be altered. God you women, just piss me off, I have tried everything I could think of to attract the opposite sex. I read articles on dating, do's and don't kinda things.

Personally, I think it's all bullshit! Most of it's common sense people, I will say one thing on the women's behalf. STOP SENDING WOMEN PICTURES OF YOUR DICK! that's not how you attract a women. SO STOP IT!
assholes. Shit, i think I just figured it out, could the fact that about 99.9% of you women think all men do that. With these asshole with there "dick pictures" we decent men out there don't have a fighting chance.

I thank you:P


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...Wow... a true prince.

Welcome Special Forces Dental!

Wanted to give my new blog friend a shout out...
Welcome to the world of blogging... I havent been on for a while but I had a nice warm welcome from a fellow blogger, on that note
I hope its everything you thought it could be...
Just like Zach Morris and his cell phone.

Cats and Stress

So, I recently added a new addition to the Miss Sixx household.
Aparently the old addition "Olive" was not happy with new addition "Oscar".
Olive has noted her unhappy dropplings all over my apartment...making me very unhappy :(
I contacted my local "Vet" to find outthat Olive is not sick but she is under "stress"

Interesting at best...since when do cats sh*tting everywhere have to do with stress....

My next job is going to be a Vet.

The Bachelor

This show needs to be ended...
I am disgusted that this guy came on the show and decided to break up with the one girl that he picked and then asked the girl that he orginally dumped, to take him back... AND SHE DID!
What the hell is wrong with people and why I do I watch this crap...
Clearly I need to get back to knitting...

I vote that people must take a test in order to vote...

Annoying

So, I just want to put this situation out there....What if you were sitting at the lunch table at school and you are the new kid, obviously trying to meet people. You become involved in conversation and begin to notice that everything you say, a certain person has to constantly tell you what and how they would have handled the situation and put in their two cents on every word you speak.

For some reason, this absolutely drives me nuts. Let me list the reasons.

1) I don't know you from Adam.
2) Are you Cliff Claven from Cheers and know EVERYTHING?
3) I personally don't really care, nor asked you your opinion and I probably never will.

For some reason, this really bothers me when people act like this. I don't know if it's because I already know everything or because they have no social skills... Im leaning towards the no social skills.

Its a jeep thing..

My very dear friend wrote this and I thought I would share... hilarious!
I really can not begin to understand the whole "jeep" thing either. I personally feel it's kind of retarded. If I had a jeep, I would blow everyone off that waved at me just because it's lame.

IT'S A JEEP THING...

Ever wonder how to join a cult and drive a cool vehicle at the same time? It is simple, go out and purchase a Jeep. There is no discrimination-Cherokees, Wranglers, Commanders, Liberties, it doesn't matter as long as it is a Jeep. Once you have made the purchase, you are welcomed into a world in which you are at an elite status, and everyone around you who owns a Jeep acknowledges that. Fellow Jeep owners have now formed a bond with you, the Jeep owner, and there is a sense of pride in that! Different forms of salutionations are exchanged between you and your Jeep comrades: whether it be the friendly toot of the horn, a wave, or if you are lucky, the tilt of brim on a hat. And of course, it is only proper to give the same greeting back.

Where does that leave everyone else? Ford, Toyota, Honda-even Chrysler, a sister company? In the dust, that is where. No friendly wave is directed in your direction, and the worst thing is witnessing the Jeep owners in their innercircle, honking and waving, while you are left their in non-accepted vehicle. It makes you want to punch down on your steering wheel, or pretend to be fascinated with switching the dials on your radio, when really, you are longing for that kind of kinship.

Witnessing it is really an amazing thing. When you are a passenger in a Jeep, you don't realize what kind of ride you are in for! You hear the honk, or see the person wave and you ask, "why did they do that?" and the response is always along the lines of, "it's a fellow Jeep owner" or "it's a Jeep thing..." the answer is never quite clear, and it makes you feel even more isolated. Some Jeep owners don't have any qualms with displaying their proud belonging; they have the signs and stickers to prove it: It's A Jeep Thing; You Wouldn't Understand.

I tried once to honk at a fellow "stratus-er" but to no avail. He didn't appreciate the fact that I was honking at him, and instead of the friendly wave, I got an unpleasant gesture in the form of a finger. I was very dismayed and disappointed; it is a Jeep thing and I don't understand...but I wish I did.